My new Hero!
I have a new hero! This guy is awesome, and by awesome I mean a little scary!
A few observations:
1. Love the Mullet!?!
2. Who is Dunkey Dunkey? Why is he keeping his coffee in the Trunk?
3. What is with the Jean shorts? Weren’t they banned in 1987? Are they Daisy Dukes? On a dude?
4. At the end, is he channeling Susanna Hoffs? (from The Bangles, Walk Like and Egyptian)
5. I guess this video is not a ringing endorsement for drinking coffee?
6. What do you think?
The Ordained Barista 
1) the mullet confused me. it was like, bowl cut/ mullet
2)i haven’t a clue… and. i really dont know.
3)poor poor shorts. make me sad. and yeah totally banned.
4)absolutely channeling Hoffs.
6) (yes i skipped 5) I think that the farmer tan plus mullet totally made it. and you should absolutely make your own little spoof of it a.s.a.p.
Andi - May 6, 2009 at 11:02 am |
Andi,
I love the spoof Idea! Now you got me thinking!
The Ordained Barista - May 6, 2009 at 1:24 pm |
seriously I’m scarred for life over those shorts AND 2 words FARMER TAN
MJ - May 6, 2009 at 11:26 am |
I need a farmers tan like that! AWESOME!
The Ordained Barista - May 6, 2009 at 1:25 pm |
I especially love the crazy farmers tan,mullet,and jorts. He especially rocked that mullet also known as a 1090 (10% business,90% party). Bless his heart, jean shorts or “jorts” as they are called is a must to be considered white trash. All he’s missing is a flannel shirt with the sleeves ripped off,high socks, timberland boots, and the outfit would be complete. Can I say one more time, BLESS HIS HEART!!
Elizabeth - May 6, 2009 at 11:39 am |
My new word for the day “Jorts”!
The Ordained Barista - May 6, 2009 at 1:25 pm |
HAHAHAHAHAHA i want to grow a mullet just for him!
Taylor - May 6, 2009 at 12:25 pm |
Dude,
I wanna see you in a mullet!
The Ordained Barista - May 6, 2009 at 1:25 pm |
The question is how short do shorts have to be to be too short for someone who is 6’8″?
Shannon - May 6, 2009 at 2:59 pm |
I don’t think I could get 1 leg into those shorts!
The Ordained Barista - May 6, 2009 at 7:12 pm |
Barry – you need a similar video! I’ll help direct it!
Richard Frasier - May 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm |
Rich, your hired… Will you supply the shorts?
The Ordained Barista - May 6, 2009 at 7:11 pm |
OMG, Thermos does NOT rhyme with warmest! Shenanigans!!! On the other hand, I learned something today… apparently you can store coffee in your trunky. Unless of course, you have too much junky in your trunky.
Lee - May 6, 2009 at 7:32 pm |
Oh, that’s terrible! Lee, I think we need to put you in this outfit and do a remake? What do you say?
The Ordained Barista - May 6, 2009 at 9:11 pm |
Where on Earth did you find this guy??? Put him back! Almost made me put my coffee down and start drinking tea! But I’m here at work til 8am… If I get sleepy, I’ll watch it again! I’d like to see you do this in a Christmas video with the kids!!!
Terry Mc - May 6, 2009 at 10:46 pm |
Terry,
You made sprite come out my nose, not fair. I can see the Christmas video now, I can also see Family, child protective services being called too!
The Ordained Barista - May 7, 2009 at 12:50 am |
Barry,
This dude, Ed Bass Master, goes to my church, funny eh?
R.B. - June 6, 2009 at 2:47 pm |
I think he lost a bet.
Margaret - June 26, 2009 at 1:05 pm |